Remember these 3 simple rules...

1) The (insert marketing task here) should require less than 5 hours to acheive.

2) This offer applies to new customers only. Sorry. If you like me enough to work with me again, well, we'll probably work it out.

3) Taking jobs is at my discretion. I hope you understand. At the end of the task, you will tell me how much you thought my work was worth and I will send you an invoice.

Voila!